July 29, 2005

Helen Thomas promises seppuku if Cheney runs for President

White House columnist (and resident Stone Troll) Helen Thomas is promising to commit suicide if Vice President Dick Cheney runs for President in 2008.

"The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told the HILL. "All we need is one more liar."

Thomas added, "I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."

"Run, Dick, Run!"

All Helen needs is some industrial strength prune juice. Her constipation is showing.

(More coverage from Wizbang & others)

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